Human Transporter

A Human Transporter...aka, a slide. 

Simple technology with unrealized potential.

In my opinion, every large office building needs one of these...

A slide, usually thought of as a kids' toy, actually holds a lot of unseen potential.

Like the ability to quickly transport board, groggy office employees down several stories.

Ok, so this story is a departure from my usual tech savvy blog posts, but who doesn't want a giant slide to break the monotony of the workplace? 

If I ever have a large company, I'm definitely going to have to get me one of these.

My employees are going to love me...

...But of course this is strictly business, the use of such a device is merely the transportation of employees and not, I repeat, NOT for entertainment purposes.