Coffee: Reduces Risk of Suicide?!?!
Ok so this article is for my dad, and I love him very much...but, he says that I shouldn't drink coffee, and I'm going to attempt to change his mind...
So, I personally like to drink caffeine filled beverages and I was going to start drinking coffee regularly, but I had a recent suicidal incident (read about it here: http://www.lazyboytech.com/2012/09/how-far-can-we-fall.html) and now my dad is telling me not to drink coffee because he thinks it will have a bad effect on me.
So, I personally like to drink caffeine filled beverages and I was going to start drinking coffee regularly, but I had a recent suicidal incident (read about it here: http://www.lazyboytech.com/2012/09/how-far-can-we-fall.html) and now my dad is telling me not to drink coffee because he thinks it will have a bad effect on me.
But! Aha! I now have evidence to prove otherwise...muahahhaha!
...ok, so I won't be really writing anything about the study because when I do my dad doesn't believe that I actually wrote the post, he thinks I just copy and pasted it from some other website.
A lot of people say my dad looks like George Clooney, thus the picture of George Clooney...that's probably also the same expression my dad has as he reads this right now. Right now he's thinking "Ok, now just show me the link" ...I'm actually going to wait until near the end of this post to show a link to an article done by a little place called Harvard University, which talks about a study which shows that coffee reduces the risk of suicide...
So by now you should have probably realized that this is a more literary argument between me and my father...and I'm just postponing the inevitable outcome of him clicking on the link and finding something wrong with it. You have also probably realized by now that I loose most arguments with my father considering that he attended Princeton and graduated with honors and I have just been kicked out of an educational institution......so I never really stand much of a chance against my dad in these types of arguments but I keep trying.
Ok so we don't actually fight, it's more of me loosing and mistakenly believing that I had actually stood a chance...but still, I might have a point this time!
ok ok, so here's the link:
Check it out, it's an article published in the Harvard Gazette that shows that coffee actually reduces the risk of suicide. Go ahead and read it...and tell me if you think I stand a chance of convincing my dad to change his opinion of coffee for my situation. Besides, George Clooney drinks coffee ;p
