Bathroom Tech

I just found this in the trash in my floors bathroom here at college...

...I have no idea what it is but it sure looks like everyone's spending their time here wisely...

Anyways, it got me thinking, what kind of 'bathroom tech' is there out there? 

And well he's a bunch from weird to just plain sad.

First, the smart faucet. Basically it's an iPhone on your faucet. I don't really imagine i'd ever need one and besides, what do you really need your faucet to do besides dispense water?

Then there's the music playing mirror. I have to say that this one is pretty cool.

...and the wireless earphones, pretty normal actually, but now we come to the weird stuff.

Like the LED shower head.

The iPhone charging toilet paper dispenser.

And of course the heated toilet seat....

So what does a 'high tech' bathroom look like?

Observe the future bathroom...full of every tech device you will never need while taking a dump...

I guess I still believe in the 'old fashion' way of going to the bathroom...

...besides how's an iPad going to help you when you run out of toilet paper?

When I say this all the avid Pweeters out there are just all like:

Don't know what pweeting is? Well it's peeing and tweeting at the same time...oh yea and I made this post while on the toilet :p  ...I wonder what it's called when you take a shit and blog at the same time...

...Blog-shitting?

Ha! whatever it's called...I just shit out a blog .  #Lazyboytech