Money Shredding Alarm Clock
Behold the ultimate nightmare of late morning risers...
The Money Shredding Alarm Clock
Observe it's daunting shape and deathly purpose.
If you don't wake up and hit the off button, then it shreds a hundred dollars.
A couple of question...
First, who the heck invented this?!?!?! Shredding money has to be one of the seven deadliest sins. Not even considering that it is illegal... Shredding money is like a no-touch-zone in pro wrestling...
Second, one-hundred bucks?? I scream when someone folds a dollar bill!!! This whole money shredding business is just going to give me nightmares for the rest of my life...
This has definitely got to be one of those areas where technology is not necessarily a good thing.
It's like one of those situations where some punk random white guy with dreadlocks and a joint in his hand walks up to you takes a big whiff and is all like, "I'm doing your mom,"
And your just all just like:
