#Lazyboytech

So I was just playing ping pong with my self...

...and I realize how awesome I am.

...but then I saw this:

An Island Yacht....

suddenly I wasn't very awesome anymore

So these 'island yachts' ring up at about a several million dollars more than I'll ever have...unless you guys just start throwing money at me, in which case I'll buy one and invite you all over for a party!

But I mean, imagine your just driving along the coast in your beet up rusted car and one of these things floats by with flashing lights and a party going on the deck....

You'd just kind of stare at it as you chew away on your tuna sandwich